CAN YOU INSTALL LOVE ??

Customer Service Rep: Can you install LOVE?

Customer: I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first?

CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma'am?

Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?

CS Rep: What programs are running ma'am?

Customer: Let me see.... I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.

CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma'am?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

CS Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?

CS Rep: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?

Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?

CS Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops...I have an error message already. What should I do?

CS Rep: What does the message say?

Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS." What does that mean?

CS Rep: Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before it can "LOVE" others.

Customer: So what should I do?

CS Rep: Can you find the directory called SELFACCEPTANCE"?

Customer: Yes, I have it.

CS Rep: Excellent, you are getting good at this.

Customer: Thank you.

CS Rep: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the "MY HEART" directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!

CS Rep: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go...

Customer: Yes?

CS Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some really neat modules back to you.

Customer: I will. Thank you for your help.

I Don't want people to bother with my private life!!!

Its hard to just live the way u want it to be because there are always people trying to break it apart.I espicially hate it when people come snooping into my private life.....Pls give us some personal space because we are still student and we need it.Thank You!!!

Reving at 10,000RPM

Automobile is the greatest thing that man kind have build.We could enjoy out time,take out our anger and have fun in it.The Best thing of all is we are able to tune it to prefection.An engine which is tune for speed is very special due to the way it perform...and when an engine is tune to its extreme limit thats when we could hear the sweet sound of it.....

Bad day

Today is a bad day for me..not only i din sleep enough but i made someone angry.I know its my fault cause i din even talk about it but i just hope u can forgive me.I feel like a bad and useless person mostly due to tat i'm always causing trouble to everyone around me and i'm not even good at my studies......i think its better that i keep my distance from everyone so i would not hurt them or frustrate them


I will end it here....as i feel a little moody right now

Effect of UV light

I bet most pople thought that UV light is just used to kill bacteria or check for past blood stain....but in real life it is also use to be use in the dark in low light condition

Pink doesn't show up as bright as yellow or orange(must be being overlap by the paper colour)
To show that i'm not using normal light
Yellow highlight show up best(good for studying but if u are not sheild form the hazard light u might get a headache)
Symbols which only show up when under UV light which are use to detect fake money
This is using UV LED

Life is very rushing,Time is gold

Tis few days,i felt tat i don't have enought time to do everything plus time fly when u are having fun...haha.....


I'm struggling with time management plus revision for the up coming exams.....felt tat i didn't get a good rest from all da rushing :(

Hope next week can get it xD

Lazyness

Am feeling lazy -___- need someone to give me a push in the right direction,am trying my best to study hard but there is always da factor of enjoying life seducing me to have fun :(

Hope tat i can achieve my goal :D